Thanks for everyone's help, I managed to atleast make it tolerable:
(very plain though)
And I came up with this one:

(which looks much better imo)
A couple of questions though:
Why does the top bar look pink on my Q but fine on here?
Get the carrier (or my name) between the time and date?
I'm actually kind of proud of myself.

It took hours and lots copying files and deleting to start over, but atleast I did something.