Summer Classes for Men

[PacoJr67]

Oh, he wasn't gone that long...
*just long enough for you to pass his post count*
Welcome back mike (there was getting to be too many wimmins

[mike250rs]

I've been trooling, trying to stay off phone. My truck went down again. Sleve broke, cracked a piston(or2) and motor drank all the coolant. Water doesn't burn well. ahh good fun

[PacoJr67]

Geez, hope it works out for you.
*thought getting a car fixed was bad enough*

[cheri]

Originally Posted by mike250rs

I've been trooling, trying to stay off phone. My truck went down again. Sleve broke, cracked a piston(or2) and motor drank all the coolant. Water doesn't burn well. ahh good fun

Ouch!
I was hoping you were busy with other things for your sake.

[cheri]

Originally Posted by PacoJr67

Oh, he wasn't gone that long...
*just long enough for you to pass his post count*
Welcome back mike (there was getting to be too many wimmins

I did not even think of that re the post count lol
He will pass me anyway.
Dont worry Paco, I wont let the wimmins take too much advantage of the situation. lol jk

[PacoJr67]

That makes one of us
*my wife says I'm married, not dead. or her other favorite, I can window shop but no test driving...*

[Der Alta]

Originally Posted by PacoJr67

We don't get "lost" we're just grographicaly mislocated...

I prefer to take the Scenic Route. In high school, I always used to say "Half the fun is getting there", and "If you don't like my driving, feel free to close your eyes and Pray."

Then again, knowing the car I had in high school, I think even my guardian angel was praying.

And of course, listed in the annals of the internet comes the Womens courses.

General Education:
GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE104: How to Parallel Park
GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
Home Economics:
HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature
HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")
Sex Education:
SE101a: How to Say "Yes"
SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why
SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
SE105: Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month" (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm"

and the Continuing Education Seminars

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.

Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.

Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First.

Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.

Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

Introduction to Parking.

Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.

Water retention: Fact or Fat.

Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.

Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

PMS: Your Problem... Not His.

Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.

Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both.

Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both. (In case it was missed the first time)

Learning to Go in Public Restrooms.

"Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.

Keep in mind, I agree with some of these, maybe all of them, possibly a few less, and sometimes none of them.

[cheri]

Originally Posted by PacoJr67

That makes one of us
*my wife says I'm married, not dead. or her other favorite, I can window shop but no test driving...*

Agrees with your wife. I told you she was awsome didnt I lol.

LOL @ no test driving that is funny.
No lemons lol

[n99hockey]

thats some good work there DA

[mike250rs]

I may have to print out DA's class roster and place it in an inconspicious places all over the house.