Slap Your Co-Worker Day!

[n99hockey]

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!



Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

[rudeboy]

whahaahhahahahaa... you're on a roll youngblood :}

[n99hockey]

Originally Posted by rudeboy

whahaahhahahahaa... you're on a roll youngblood :}

hahaha thank you thank you

[mike250rs]

i may need to call in sick tommorow :-}

umm sir? when is slap the shyte out of complete stranger day? * evil grin *

[TarHeelsRule!]

you want to slap the living day lights out of

My mother use to threaten to beat the living daylights out of us. Could someone fill me in as to what that means? Not knowing can be very traumatic to a kid, maybe that's what happened to me!

[mike250rs]

i recieved the same warning, was always to scared to ask her what that meant. I still have flashbacks from the one time I did get "smart" with her. * curls up in fetal position *

[JBK617]

The 6 words that caused fear in me was Wait until your father gets home

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by n99hockey

hahaha thank you thank you

ps. is this the reason they have you traveling today :}

[n99hockey]

never thought about it that way...haha
i guess its for there own well being...ah well...any day can be slap your coworker day

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