Office pranks...

[mike250rs]

We have all done them or had pleasure of being the reciever. What some of your favorites?

-Hooking up a wireless mouse/keyboard to the victum's pc.
Mimic them for a min then start clicking on everything. untill they call for tech support

-Net Send
If you know what it is, then you know how much fun one can have. I have watched several people start sweating bullets. One cried and went home. I felt bad :-/

Jabanero(sp) oil
Just 1 drop on the rim of " that guy's" coke can will put him in his place. Also great for the overly cheerful morning person.

I'm not a mean person, I just play one on TV :-)

[rudeboy]

some of my favorites:

take ball out of mouse (too bad most folks have optical now-a-days)

run a proggie (via NT server) that:
1) turns display up side down
2) moves pointer left when mouse goes right, up goes down.. you get the idea.

there's others.. CRS sometimes :}

posted on the Q.

[K3SRK]

Change the font color to white in whatever software you can find.

[JBK617]

Originally Posted by rudeboy

some of my favorites:

take ball out of mouse (too bad most folks have optical now-a-days)

run a proggie (via NT server) that:
1) turns display up side down
2) moves pointer left when mouse goes right, up goes down.. you get the idea.

there's others.. CRS sometimes :}

posted on the Q.

Those are both something I could use for my office

[mike250rs]

if I felt vindictive, I would use the irritants's pc to do a network virus scan....while running SETI in backgroung

making their cd tray open/close

always wanted to sneak in a babyruth when changing the water cooler jug

a small piece of duct tape will fix that optical mouse issue.

[piranah]

unplug the persons power cord from the back of the tower, plug it back in, but barely...so it looks like its hooked up, but no power is going to the tower...most people dont check the power cord there...

get a screen capture program for your cpu. take a picture of the screen as is... no programs running...make that the background in the cpu...then take the persons icons, and put them in a folder in my documents....then watch as the person tries to click on the icons, but they dont do anything...

make the periods rediculously huge....i learned this for typing papers in college....you can change the size of the periods you use in a word document...go to the font page and there there is an option to change the size of one specific letter or period, coma etc..make the size absurd, like 18 or something, something really noticable...then watch as they try to figure it out...works best on computer illeiterate...


this is good for anybody you know that has a pick up...if you see them at the mall one day, or they are leaving work, get a friend who does not know the victim, have them hide in the bed and wait till the victim starts to drive away. the person in the bed pops their head up and knocks on the back glass...when the person pulls over, have the friend be like what the heck you doing...

another one is hiding dog poop under the gas pedal....works best in the summer...i used to work construction, so i know a lot that most people cant do (tools are fun)...

[Geekster]

A girl that no one liked, (I type faster, I dress better, my hair is always perfect, I have never missed work....grrrrrr), came to work with a cold AND diarrhea!! Un-believable!! (and other verbs). So I sneaked out of the office and took all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms and the storage room (didn't want her to find more and defeat the purpose) and hid it all in the trunk of my car. She went to the bathroom, naturally, and, and, and, no toilet paper! She's screaming for help, I'm down the hall laughing my a** off and someone tells her that there isn't any paper in the building. I will stop there and let you use your imaginations on what happened next and how she got home. *Not evil but I did sleep at the Ramada the night before*

[mike250rs]

fill the desk drawer up with sand

[mike250rs]

..and I thought putting seran wrap over the toilet bowl was mean. (works best in a dorm setting with a bunch of drunk/hung over guys)

[MattB]

We have a fake pile of dog poo that has circulated our office for a couple months.