My boss said I didn't have the cahonies....

[Geekster]

& to prove him wrong and get a free lunch out of the crazy ol' guy here goes!!

One of life's embarrassing moments...

I'm not the skinniest girl in the world well... I just don't have hips. I knew I had lost a little weight camping but geesh....
Was in a hurry yesterday a.m.to dress and get to work b/c I was running late, again. I knew the jeans I put on felt a little loose & thought no big deal & didn't think to get a belt. Kept pulling my jeans up all a.m. but it was like no big deal just a thing I did w/o any thought.
I went with one of my boss' to lunch at a local deli. Got my usual salad and drink on a tray. Carrying it across the room to the table my jeans fell....to my ankles! I can't pull jeans up b/c I'm carrying the tray full of food. Can't put tray down b/c there isn't a flat surface, IE: table close by. I refused the thought of putting the tray of food on the floor where ppl walk, eewwwwww! Plus, I wasn't about to bend over!!! I just stood there wondering what the hell I was going to do when my boss stood up and I thought, Great! He's going to rescue me. HUH! He put on his "I'm innocent" grin and said "Come on, get over here & sit down. I don't want to start eating without you". I couldn't fkin' believe it!
I shuffled to the table with my jeans around my ankles. Ppl were laughing, I was busy trying to hold onto my dignity & thinking maybe now would be a good time for a meteorite to hit.
Now I am thinking hard about revenge. I will get it someday.
(& I think I have an evil gremlin on my shoulder who is just "out to get me" every chance he gets!)

*OK, you owe me lunch & I'm ordering all the expensive stuff!!!*

[n99hockey]

OMG!!
that hillarious yet so so horrible

sorry geekster

[Tech.erella]

Okay, that is not even funny, im actually feeling your pain girl. Dang!

[rudeboy]

whahaahahahahahahahahahhaaaaa.... :}

and this boys & girls, is only one of the reasons to make sure you are wearing clean underwear :}

[Geekster]

What would you have done? Rescue me, or whoever if you knew them, or laugh & take pictures? Yeah, he took pix's! Blurry b/c he was laughing so hard but ....
he
took
pix's!
*Not going to post them so don't even think of suggesting it*
I want an honest answer!! LOL

[rudeboy]

what would i have done... depends, in your.. or his situation :}

[Tech.erella]

Being that I have had several mishaps in my schools lunchroom that I care not to discuss, I would definetly help. WTF is the purpose of taking pics!?!?!?

[Geekster]

Originally Posted by rudeboy

what would i have done... depends, in your.. or his situation :}

That was the situation.
If it was Max's Mom, what would you do? Or if it was a friend of yours at a restaurant, etc.
Would you politely go over & take the tray from them and let them get put back together?
Not mad at him in the least. Takes more than that to make me mad. I have a great sense of humor & yes, I can laugh at myself & do all the time. But he could have come over & get the dang tray from my hands!!

[Geekster]

Originally Posted by Tech.erella

Being that I have had several mishaps in my schools lunchroom that I care not to discuss, I would definetly help. WTF is the purpose of taking pics!?!?!?

His sweet way of making a bad situation worse! No harm done. Too blurry & really can't tell it's me if you didn't know me. He was just rubbing it in. I will have revenge someday!!! gggrrrrrrrrrr

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by Geekster

That was the situation.
If it was Max's Mom, what would you do? Or if it was a friend of yours at a restaurant, etc.
Would you politely go over & take the tray from them and let them get put back together?
Not mad at him in the least. Takes more than that to make me mad. I have a great sense of humor & yes, I can laugh at myself & do all the time. But he could have come over & get the dang tray from my hands!!

uhm.... i would (in this order) laugh, focus, take a picture... then help & take/get the tray.