Idiots!

[n99hockey]

Enjoy!

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS.

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
And he was a Kansas City chef!

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Brimingham, Ala.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,Mississippi!

*they walk among us ... AND REPRODUCE!!! Cheerz

[rudeboy]

whahahahhahahahhaaaa...
friggen' hilarious.... :}

[mike250rs]

all great candidates for a darwin award :-)

[mike250rs]

ohh and speaking of idiots I found a few more :-)

[n99hockey]

Originally Posted by mike250rs

ohh and speaking of idiots I found a few more :-)

i got it i got it!
i won

[Tony Bag o Donuts]

I thought this image was appropriate

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by Tony Bag o Donuts

I thought this image was appropriate

whahahahahhahhahaaa... that's great :}

[piranah]

Originally Posted by mike250rs

all great candidates for a darwin award :-)

Not quite, you have to kill yourself to get the darwin award...

[mike250rs]

^ true, but for everyones sake I hope they dont contaminate the gene pool any further

[JBK617]

I see the gene pool needs another cleaning LOL