for those who work with children (nor not) :}

[rudeboy]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I’m drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
she's dead."


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make
the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

[n99hockey]

hahahaha
fantastic!

[goyleinlove]

Awesome! Thanks for posting.

-Posted from my Q

[jknight4200]

Good stuff!

[rudeboy]

i figured you gals/guys would like it :}

[qwho]

Anyone ever notice how so many email forwards (which this originally was I am sure) are about or involve religion? I think the most successful email forwards involve either threats of bad luck or religion, because people are so affraid to not forward them...

Anyhow, pretty funny.

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by qwho

Anyone ever notice how so many email forwards (which this originally was I am sure) are about or involve religion? I think the most successful email forwards involve either threats of bad luck or religion, because people are so affraid to not forward them...

Anyhow, pretty funny.

never looked at it that way... and not yet sure if i agree :}

[qwho]

Originally Posted by rudeboy

never looked at it that way... and not yet sure if i agree :}

Of course there are plenty (if not a majority) of people who just think they are funny and/or cute or uplifting... I didn't mean to seem to say EVERYONE felt that way....

Sorry.

[Der Alta]

I found it funny. Good humor abounds.

[deejmemixx]

haha that was good stuff there,.. and yes i get more forwards dealing with realigion than anything else