Douchery at its best

[Prolab]

LOL!

I find it entertaining/hilarious at times when i see guys oogling at girls @ the gym. Don't get me wrong, i glance all the time. Im a guy! But yes, its bothersome when somebody's oogling at you. Sometimes, they're right in front of you. Damn, im sure if they spent the same amount of time working out than oogling at you, situation might be reversed.

But... BUT, ive gotta admit. There were instances where the girl was just asking for it. One situation i remember, we have a tiny swimming pool in our gym (gym is under a malls basement). The deep end of the pool is up to my stomach (im 5'7"). So this chick, was wearing a nice 2 piece and started walking around the weight room. Four times. Four times. A few knew she was pretending too look for someone. Efff, at that point i just stared with a grin. Actually, all of us in the weight room stared. She's a douche. But an attractive douche.

A wee man as in short? or a wee man as in he's a big dude?

Oh man, the funny stories i could tell you of the douches i see everyday.


Oh, another Douche vote! Guys that work out and pump weights and be really vocal about it. And the funny part is, im pushing the same weight as they are (even more) and im a lot smaller than them. Huffing like a baboon doesnt make you look like arnie. DOUCHE!

[cheri]

Omg that is hilarious..yeah i know what u mean. There are females asking for it.

Wee as in smaller than me in that case. Im 5'6" or so. Its not really the height its the complex picking on a woman etc. some one can be huge but have a wee mentality.

Omg,had to lol @ the birth giving dudes...my word it sounds like a man pushing out a baby thru their ureter! Breathing works better, form works better. than man grunting and beating the chest.

[cheri]

just wondering...did bikini douche lady have implants? Sometimes the implants leak and the solution floats to their brain and confuses them. jk

That reminds me of a funny implant story...I knew a lady with im plants that one day one of hers literally deflated in the shower! Just one..so she had a droopy Z boob until she got a new pair. Was like her 4th implant surgery. Not for medical reasons for show.

[cheri]

Well i have a new addition.
My former boss...why....well he doesnt want to pay me the retirement he owes me, i asked for exlanations several times before I left via email. I have the signed copy of the Office Policy. But he waited until I left to say anything, then suggested it was MY misunderdtanding. Instead of just saying he was wrong...how can we fix this? I most likely have to take him to court.

my man kid called it the nozzle lol
i thought that made more sense at this point lolOL

[Prolab]

Okay, thats a douche with a touch of a wuss!

Most of management where i work are like that. Ask them a specific question and they sidetrack. I'd rather you tell me honestly you don't know but will get back too me with the answer.

It's pretty bad when your the boss and you dont know anything. Then your just a brown noser IMO.

Hope you get this douche in court! Good luck!

[cheri]

lol @ douche court...who wil be the judge.

Thanks for the well wishes. There are only two employees...so it makes it way more personal, he just doesnt know how to manage.

he thinks im stupid...even if i dont win if i have to take it to court I dont care. Its the principle..he wouldnt do this to a man...he is taking advantage.

im done whining myself lol...i dont want the next douche award.