are women really this evil....?

[rudeboy]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling.... about women drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.

the poster -rudeboy- is not responsible for the content of this post and his opinion of what was posted shall remain a secret :}

[rudeboy]

A man has 50-yard-line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in his right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it ?"

Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. My wife
was supposed to come here with me, but she passed away. This is the
first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."

[n99hockey]

hahahahahaha thats fantastic!

[mike250rs]

women are clever creatures indeed. They let us poor men think we run things when in fact they do. Just look over any history book and you will find that women have been the root cause for many wars and countless other things.

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by mike250rs

women are clever creatures indeed. They let us poor men think we run things when in fact they do. Just look over any history book and you will find that women have been the root cause for many wars and countless other things.

amen... i have my own -similar- theory, which i might lay out at a later date & time :}

[cheri]

just peeking in to make sure you boys arenr staying up too late...now get to sleep.

[mike250rs]

what is sleep? *fires up the googe search*

[cheri]

mike u never learned to listen did u.

Were u the one at the slumber party to put the hosts hand in warm water?e

[cheri]

btw that is no more evil than getting a woman pregnant and running away or not paying child support.

[MBK2]

So the moral of the stories are that Women are Cleverly Evil, and Men Don't like to Waste... LMAO