9 Things I Don't Like About Everyone (contains cursing & worse)

[rudeboy]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually.


3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[piranah]

Originally Posted by rudeboy

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Love it. Im gonna start doing this...

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by piranah

Love it. Im gonna start doing this...

ypu picked one of my favorites :}

[piranah]

for the one about the movie, how about you shut up during the movie?

[Tony Bag o Donuts]

Or when a boss fowards you and email and says can you print this?
WTF is wrong with your print button?

RB- #7) New and improved is a way of saying "We f'd up so buy our product again."

This would be a great if RB's first post can be added to.

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by Tony Bag o Donuts

Or when a boss fowards you and email and says can you print this?
WTF is wrong with your print button?

RB- #7) New and improved is a way of saying "We f'd up so buy our product again."

This would be a great if RB's first post can be added to.

*looks around puzzled and confused*.... what ?!

[Peregrine]

Nice plagerism. Aren't you supposed to credit the original author? :D

This is a George Carlin bit...

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by Peregrine

Nice plagerism. Aren't you supposed to credit the original author? :D

This is a George Carlin bit...

if it makes you feel better... added it. (i do not know the fella & this was e-mailed to me...)

[Peregrine]

You don't know George Carlin? *yowtch* Deprived, you are.
George rocks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AZ94Kp3dac

[rudeboy]

Originally Posted by Peregrine

You don't know George Carlin? *yowtch* Deprived, you are.
George rocks.

i am imported from overseas.... that might be why.