my problem has been solved, but the phone wasn't fixed.
i went into verizon yesterday, told them what was going on, they replaced it with a q9c. i didn't realize exactly how slow the m was, but it's obvious after using the c now. i also found out that the bluetooth on my m didn't work either (b/c that's how they were going to transfer the contacts), so i had to sit down and write them all out.
but at least i have a working phone now!