I'll add one to this thread.
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting at the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins: "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked." |